Emasculated with a Blow-Torch and Left to Die in the Kitchenwareand
Are You My Mummy?
Feminists Stole My Precious Bodily Fluids
Rod McManly Pants Does Not Care What You Think
I Bought You A Slushee, You Owe Me A BlowjobThe comment thread is also a significant serving of humourous distraction from whatever you don't want to do this morning.