First there was Russell Brown writing about a grad diploma essay titled Clark Vader and the Helengrad Labour Lesbians, which it transpires is all about the poo labels* that Lindsey Perigo and John Banks flung around with ah, gay, abandon on their radio shows. Some hilarity ensues in the Hard News comment section (amongst the usual earnestness about Marx, Starship Troopers and internecine Objectivist warfare).
Then I stumbled across this post on the 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World, which, I warn you dear reader, features some things that really probably shouldn't look like poo, but, well, let's just say they bear a remarkable resemblance. Oh and penises too. Not usually at the same time though.
Time to go read Wriggly The Mole Who Knew it was None of his Business, surely?
* Does that mean we can subtitle Investigate Magazine "all the poos that's fit to print"?