That's right. If you're concerned that your baby girl's soft fine short hair means she's not pretty enough (gah!) or even worse, makes her look like a boy (oh noes - gender confusion.... how terrible), then you can get her a headband with false hair attached.
There's just so many things wrong with this.
For extra squickiness, here's the testimonials from the Baby Bangs site:
I absolutely LOVE the Baby Bangs! concept!'--"Very cute and apropos in our image-conscious modern world. I will be getting these as shower gifts for any of my friends having a baby girl.
GOOD LUCK SELLING THEM! -- THEY REALLY MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE ON THE BABIES. I CAN'T BELIEVE THE CHANGE IT MADE IN EMILY. THANK GOODNESS SHE HAS HAIR NOW. BEAUTIFUL BLONDE RINGLETS. I WILL SEND YOU SOME PICS. WE SHOULD BE GETTING HER THREE YEAR OLD PICS DONE SOON.
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The overwhelming ugliness and general stupidity of these wigs aside, I think this is actually a bit cruel. I would guess that wigs are uncomfortable and itchy - why would you want to inflict that on a baby?
And if you go to the trouble of putting a sodding wig on your baby, presumably you won't want her to play, eat anything messy, etc, or do anything else to compromise her baby-beauty.
I guess a girl's never to young to learn she's inadequate.
This is the cloppity-clop of the first horse of the apocalypse, surely?
"And if you go to the trouble of putting a sodding wig on your baby, presumably you won't want her to play, eat anything messy, etc, or do anything else to compromise her baby-beauty."
Yes, it goes well with all that designer label pink and lace, and baby high heels they'll get a kick out of dressing their dolly up in.
This is one of my favourite sayings: "People should be issued a licence and given IQ testing to have a baby."
I've tried to type a comment on this three times, I am too flabbergasted to be coherent!
Cloppity-clopy, cloppity-clop is really the only response. :-)
I haz no wordz.
here you go baby -- you're so ugly because you don't have thick ringlets of hair, so wear this wig like mummy says.
lol@Giovanni
katy
That is sick, what are people thinking?
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