Battle of the Babes
first thing on a Monday morning.
So what is this warlike event between infants of which the Herald speaks?
Could it be some kind of baby wrestling? Or perhaps there are now two competing brands of sugar babes which go through the rigours of taste testing with an intrepid group of journalists all searching inexorably for the truth of which should be the victor?
Nope, it's the possibility of Nikki Kaye (National) and Jacinda Ardern (Labour) both contesting Auckland Central at the next election. You'll note however that the Babe-Battle language is not mentioned online, oh no, that's just for those who get their newspaper on actual newspaper.
I roll my eyes, yet again, in the Herald's general direction.