Not Colin Craig, obviously, nothing funny to see here, move it along.
Where do you go? Back to your roots.
The narrow-minded hate mongering continues. Boring, unimaginative, vicious. Someday Tui, your billboards are going to feature in a museum of ridiculous memorabilia of past bigotries. People will wonder "how on earth did these keep getting made?" "What were beer drinkers thinking?"
I had a relationship, a long time ago, with a woman with two children. This is the song those kids played whenever they wanted a way to jump up and down against the homophobia they wrestled with from people around them. It's the anti-Tui.