following on from julie's post about winning husbands, i received an email version which 81 ways to win your wife (and 100 ways to win your husband, but we've already talked about that). and so of course i had to share. there were these:
8. Look good and smell great for your wife.
11. Yes for flattery. No for arguing.
18. Speak of the topic of her interest.
19. Express to her relatives, how wonderful she is.
41. Help her to find and build her inner strengths and skills.
63. Women love flowers. Make a trail of them on the floor leading to the gift you made for her. [awww].
then there were these:
3. Treat her gently, like a fragile vessel.
24. Add a drop of patience, increase during pregnancy, menses.
25. Expect and respect her jealously.
36. Treat your wife like she is the most precious pearl that you want to protect.
and there were also these:
6. Warm the seat for her, you will warm her heart.[now that's even better than putting the seat back down!].
29. Help her love your relatives, but don’t try to force her.
44. Give her gifts with your tongue [i don't think that means what you think it means], be an artist with your compliments.
52. Kiss your wife, foreplay, don’t jump on her like a bull.
i have no idea where these orignated from, but i'm thinking we need to find the members of that nz universties delegation so that we can go through and discuss all 81 points, one-by-one...