This year Jaycar brings us a Pole Dancer Alarm Clock:
The pole dancer is back! This little lady will make you wake up with a pole - in more ways than one. When the alarm goes, your personal pole-dancer goes into her routine, complete with light show and oh so funky music. A bit of wholesome entertainment for the man who has everything.
• Requires 3 x AAA batteries
• Backlit LCD
• Snooze function
• Dimensions: 120(W) x 200(H) x 100(D)mm
These are their words, in the online listing for the product, with my emphasis added. You cannot make this sh*t up.
I can't help wondering; what happens when you hit snooze?Spotted in the Jaycar catalogue which came with yesterday morning's Herald, where the wording is somewhat tamer:
The pole dancer is back! When the alarm goes, your personal pole-dancer goes into her routine, complete with light show and fucky music.And I should note the price is much higher in the catalogue than online.