This year Jaycar brings us a Pole Dancer Alarm Clock:
The pole dancer is back! This little lady will make you wake up with a pole - in more ways than one. When the alarm goes, your personal pole-dancer goes into her routine, complete with light show and oh so funky music. A bit of wholesome entertainment for the man who has everything.• Requires 3 x AAA batteries
• Backlit LCD
• Snooze function
• Dimensions: 120(W) x 200(H) x 100(D)mm
These are their words, in the online listing for the product, with my emphasis added. You cannot make this sh*t up.
I can't help wondering; what happens when you hit snooze?
Spotted in the Jaycar catalogue which came with yesterday morning's Herald, where the wording is somewhat tamer:The pole dancer is back! When the alarm goes, your personal pole-dancer goes into her routine, complete with light show and fucky music.And I should note the price is much higher in the catalogue than online.
8 comments:
The gift idea at the very top is brilliant though. Tidying productivity with arousal (orgasmic capitalism?) is obviously the work of an evil genius.
No pron for the 2 finger typists!
Could conceivably lead to one-hand typing though.
No you d-id-n't! (Yes you d-id!)
Ahem.
Making a gift of the alarm clock is a way of telling someone that you know he sleeps alone.
I laughed so so so hard when I saw that. I actually considered it for my Dads birthday present as we have an unofficial tacky present competition going on.
Winner? Absolutely!
Do I know your Dad Lisette? If so I could tease him about that mercilessly next time I see him ;-)
I should just clarify that I do indeed know Lisette, and her father, and I could totally tease him about this without an excess of awkwardness. Just in case anyone thought I was starting to stalk people who comment.
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