Introducing ScubaNurse

Hi there hand mirror readers,

In the same vein as Anthea and LudditeJourno, I will step up and introduce myself.
For those of you who have read me over in my own space you already know I am passionate about human rights, effective holistic healthcare, morals without an imaginary friend required, and living a life without fear.
There is plenty of ranting over there, so for THIS intro I’m going to go a little more random.
Enjoy.

Random skills of which I am proud: I make kick ass balloon animals and used to be able to roll a kayak without a paddle.

Stuff of which I am less proud: I drink diet coke straight out of the bottle to save having to wash a glass and I used to sing along to the album “hotcakes” on LP when I was 7.*

The best thing I can cook: I make a lovely dish with chicken and parmesan - it smells like vomit and tastes like heaven.

Best reason for taking a day off work: I chipped my knee cap sliding down a marble ramp in a mall while in a wetsuit.

Best day at work: Barring Mandy Moore from backstage when acting as a bouncer, because I
A) Didn’t recognise her and
B) didn’t realise she was with Zack Braff and not just a rabid fan-girl.

Aspirations in life: I want to buy a house big enough that I can purchase a toaster.

I hope this gives you a bit of and insight and a good laugh. Now we know each other, call me Scube'.

*10 points to anyone who can name the artist without google-fu needed.